mommas got a brand new bag

Or "what I buy instead of diapers" or "this is why I don't have children" or "man its nice being DINKS, dual income no kids":
Das right my Mexican, vegetarian, movie bizness, nerd, self owns a pair of golf clubs. You have no idea what an identity crisis it has caused. To compensate, I added a pin of Captain Leela on my bag.
She has one eye, purple hair, and is captain of a space ship so I'm sure her identity crisis is worse than mine.

- mobile blog post. spelling irrelevant.