stupid things: return address stamp train of thought

While browsing return address stamp options:

But we're definitely not Matthew and Evelyn Fredrich, we're definitely Matt & EvY.

I don't like it when it says Matt & EvY Fredrich.

But what if we have kids then it's just Matt & EvY and those things that live in their house. 

Well I don't want to cater a stamp just 'cause the DMV is dumb.

Okay if we have kids we'll just get a new stamp that says "Fredrich Family".

Maybe we should just get a stamp that says Fredrich to encapsulate everybody on it.

Then again Fredrich could be anyone in your family: your parents, your aunt and uncle.

Maybe just a big F and then Matt & EvY.

I'll just hand write the DMV return address if we have to mail them things.

Also I want a fancy return address stamp just for me since I send a lot of correspondence.

Matt doesn't know I'm planning on doing this, don't tell him.