the kind of ridiculous things you will find in my office

Having gift certificates to Office Depot is bad. You end up buying crap like this:

Yeah, star shaped paperclips. In a blue paper clip dispenser.

Don't they all look so cute together though? Productive does not have to equal ugly. 

I am crazy about Office Depot's line of colorful supplies. They have binder clips, magnets, rubber bands, paper clips, push pins, office supply nerd heaven.