dream job

Party planner. Though not the way you'd think.

I don't want to throw any parties for anyone else. I just want to throw parties that I would want to throw, however I want, with whatever food I want, with my themes and not answer to brides or clients or anybody. I just want someone to give me a lot of money and say hi, can you throw a party and we'll pay you to do it and pay for all the materials and food.

I am aware this job probably doesn't exist.