What are we doing for my birthday? Nothing. It's a Wednesday and I'm working and all I ever want for my birthday that nobody ever believes me is for someone else to take care of things. They think I'm too much of a control freak to want to give them the reins but seriously, just plan something and tell me when and where to be there and I happily give up the type-A. Hint Hint.
I've taken it upon myself to give myself presents of course. Happy birthday to me.