i totally bought this & totally want this

I went into the store with the intention of buying soft playing blocks for Angie and since they didn't have any, I got myself a flamingo beach towel. You should all get one.

 

I've had the same beach towel for like three years so I wanted to add another one to my rotation once doggy beach weather is upon us. And if you think that's bad, Matt's had his Pepsi beach towel since like 1980, he says it's a family heirloom. I say he needs a new beach towel. While we're on the subject of doggy beach weather... one of these please.