Wednesday, August 24, 2011

what did i do to deserve this?

The past few days at work on our insane job I've noticed something very disturbing.

Something depressing.

Something awful.

Something heart-breaking.

I think... my body is no longer happy with my consuming cheese.

We know about my love of cheese right? Yeah. Of course we do. Well every time I have it I feel like a stuffed piñata about to burst. It's unpleasant. It hurts. For giggles I went a few days without cheese and have felt fine.

I know for sure it's not dairy because I have milk and yogurt and feel fine.

But cheese? Oh my gosh, cheese?

Happy early birthday present EvY.

Love, your aging decrepit almost 30 body.

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